Tejon Ranch Follow-Up – The Fat Lady Sang
Well, actually, as far as my hunt was concerned, she sang at about 19:00 Saturday night. I had to catch a plane to Raleigh on Sunday afternoon, so that cut my trip short. Drove all night long, got a short nap, and hit the air for North Carolina. But everything leading up to Saturday night was pretty great, as always!
There are no pictures… or at least none by me. On Friday afternoon as I was motoring over to my jumping off place, I spotted four condors circling lazily over the road. They were only a couple hundred feet up, so I reached behind the seat for the video camera. I’d made sure to charge both batteries on Thursday, prior to hitting the road. I charged up the Olympus and Sony still cameras too. I haven’t taken any pix in a while, so I’d be sure to be ready for this trip. These condors circling would make an awesome intro for the weekend’s hunting video.
But the video camera wasn’t in it’s regular place. Neither were the still cameras. An image flashed in my mind… the picture of three cameras sitting on the counter beside the front door of the house. All charged up and no place to go.
Cursing my forgetfulness, I went on and started tracking up the canyon. I’d decided to stick with the bow for this hunt. I really don’t need more pork in the freezer, and I’ve been itching to do a bowhunt for months. It’s a hard row to hoe, using a bow on this part of the ranch, especially with limited time to get it done. I could stand a challenge, and looked forward to the opportunity to focus my mind on something besides the crazy shit that’s been my daily reality the last month or two.
It happens fast when you’re bowhunting… at least it does for me. I fasten the release around my wrist and shoulder the Cat Quiver and start up the canyon. My bow feels light and deadly in my hand, a comfortable change from the heft of a rifle. Even in the mid-afternoon, the light is dim where the creek winds through the deep, rocky cleft. The breeze is cool and moist, and blows back in my face.
Within 50 yards of the truck, I feel predatory. My eyes widen and my nostrils flare. Every little sound races through my ears and to my brain, to be analyzed and relegated to a category… wind, water, animal-but-not-game. I love the first hours of a hunt. I’m stoked. I’m not tired yet, my legs and back are strong, and every shadow and bend in the trail holds promise.
After two hours of sidehilling along pig and cattle trails, I was still in full bowhunt mode, but the sweat was running and my lower back was feeling the strain. I was still a long ways from the bedding area I had in mind, but decided to stop and relax for a few minutes. I dropped the pack and sat down on the edge of a draw. I settled up against a tree trunk for cover, and knocked back a bottle of water. I was getting more comfortable, but from where I was sitting I really couldn’t see any of the hillsides around me. I decided to get up and move to a spot where I could glass the canyon a little better.
I got to my feet and slung the pack over my shoulders. As I bent to pick up my hat, I thought I heard something. My ears flashed back to predator mode. Up the draw to my right I could hear the unmistakeable shuffle of pig feet. I peeked around the trunk of a downed oak and was shocked to see four bristled, black backs moving directly down the bottom of the draw. I eased an arrow out of the bow quiver and nocked it.
At the rate they were going, they would come out below me at the ideal range of about 15 yards. I watched as the lead hog, a perfect little 100lb boar, stepped behind the tree. When he came out, he’d be directly in the trail. I drew the bow and took a breath. That crazy exhileration washed over me, shortening my breath and making my pulse pound in my ears. In my mind, the whole thing was playing out perfectly.
Pigs suck! They never do what they’re supposed to do. In the brief seconds he was out of my sight, that damned little boar turned up the hill. Instead of popping out in a textbook position below me, he’d come out less than five yards away! I tried to turn slowly at full draw, but he saw me (how could he help it?) and went on high alert. I had to twist a long ways to get on him, but as the pin drifted over the kill zone, I started squeezing on the release. Just as I felt the arrow turn loose, the hog bolted. The 100gr Slick-Trick broadhead barely missed the tip of the flying tail.
That’s right. Yet another hog has felt the whistling wind of death and lived to tell the tale.
Son of a bitch.
Posted on 17th May 2010
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Wow.
The sixth annual